Surprise 'Biggest Loser' celebrates
I can really see a reality TV show being based on this, or at least David Blaine will try and be down a mine for longer.
UPDATE: Ideas for a reality TV show (tentatively named Shafted)
(with input from ComicStripHero)
- the premise: how long can you remain shafted? Out stay, out last, out emote.
- the hosts: Jennifer Hawkins and Grant Bowler
- the theme song: 'Hole in My Heart (All the Way to China)' - Cyndi Lauper OR 'Stuck in the Middle With You' - Stealers OR 'Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of' - U2 (or maybe 'We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'*)
- cruel twist 1: you get sent an ipod, with only Nicki Webster on it
- cruel twist 2: a celebrity is coming down to share her lunch with you - Mary Kate Olsen
- cruel twist 3: a celebrity is coming down to share her lunch with you - Lindsay Lohan (who ate before she came down...)
- cruel twist 4: a scrabble board with no vowels is sent down
- cruel twist 5: sustagen gold is given through a tube as a reward for a task, but it's not dutch chocolate flavour
- cruel twist 6: canned food, but no can opener
Anyone got any ideas for tasks?
posted by weasel at 10:33 AM
3 Comments:
suggested tasks:
* see how many times they can bounce a ball for 30 seconds and then try to break that record.
* did someone say "wacky shadow puppet competition"?
* an endless game of 'eye spy' where nobody is allowed to say "rock", "darkness", "light at the end of the tunnel" or "imminent death".
surely there is some kind of brokeback mountain joke to be made, but i just can't quite get there...
How about adding some 'Fear Factor' elements?
-Nothing says "Reality Show Challenge" like swarms of insects or snakes!
-Or just make the only food source various animal part smoothies?
Hmm. I should probably stop watching bad late night US TV.
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