if there's any justice in the world...

...then 'If There's Any Justice' by Lemar ("Can you spell Lemur, Maggie? Lee-Murr...") would have been a huge hit, but alas it was not to be.

On the bright side, though, justice has been served with the ratings failure of the US version of The Office. It's already been axed, and replaced by repeats of Everybody Loves Raymond (OK, so that part is less good, but it's kind of like the ultimate Channel Ten punishment).

And, with thanks one more to the trusty SMH, it seems that justice is on Paula Abdul's mind, as she lobbies the Californian legislature to introduce a bill that would "establish safety standards for manicure and pedicure equipment and rewrite state regulations directing nail shops to follow sanitary practices."

It seems Paula was left in horrific pain by a bad manicure and now seeks to spare others the same fate.

And people call Bob Geldof a saint...