The surprises keep coming

This is the sorry excuse for a city boy homo that the powers that be have elected should join self-hating (read: National Party member) so-called top David on Big Brother.

(Did anyone notice David's essentially misogynistic response as to why he chose men over women??)

It was mindnumbingly obvious that they would choose a camp guy to go in and annoy the hell out of David, but it surely would have made better TV to have chosen a camp but attractive guy, who David might be simultaneously drawn to and annoyed by?

This beast with 80s hair, bad fake tan and eyebrows that would shame a drag queen is hardly going to cause a stir.

Here's hoping he might have a violent political disagreement with David over the merits of the National Party, but I won't be holding my breath.