Saturday, July 01, 2006

You probably didn't hear it here first...

...but the reason John and Ashley were kicked off Big Brother is apparently for John holding down Camilla while Ashley slapped her across the face with his cock (apparently known as 'turkey slapping').

The official story is vague, presumably because of the legal ramifications of their actions and the BB website has closed any forum topics that discuss it, but since a whole heap of fans saw it happen on live streaming, the story, it would seem, is out.

No clarity as yet on what events leading up to this were... anyone got more?

I predict the following:
1. A major outcry from the groups that already want the show shut off air.
2. The end of live streaming on the website.
3. A lot of sympathy for Camilla (who I want to win anyway...)
4. A lot of hostility towards here also from the sort of fuckwits who are already saying that she gave Ashley 'mixed messages' and that they never would have done it to any of the other girls.

Camilla is up for eviction this week, and whilst the tedious beyond belief Gaelan is a red hot favourite to go, we can't afford to be complacent and see a woman get evicted for being sexually assaulted.

TO SAVE CAMILLA:
Call 1902555563 and follow the prompts or SMS 199 2SAVE (199 27283) with the message 'Camilla'.

Update: More info here.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

bitch you've got to get the goss on this! at first I thought you were making it up, then I checked the official site and found it was true! i'm totes curious now!

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, btw - you can't SERIOUSLY like paris hilton's song, can you? she is tone deaf!

12:20 AM  
Blogger Bedazzler said...

I would have got slapped by both cocks, and sucked them , and some other stuff for a million bucks...hell no actually just for the publicity.

12:24 AM  

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