A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view.

This blog will be on hold for a while, as I give www.samesame.com.au some lovin'.

Before I depart though, let me just say I WAS RIGHT.

I'm listening to a promo of the Young Divas album (before I interview them tomorrow - look for it on samesame) and looky here... You'll Never Stop Me Loving You... just as predicted.

Shame they didn't do 'You Think You're a Man', but basically the whole album is gay enough that they could have.

Like the predictable faggot I am, I'm loving it.

This shit is... well, just plain shit, frankly.

From most improved to most deteriorated...

and the weiner is...

Now, the comparison to Fergie has been made elsewhere perfectly well, but it is totally apt so I will repeat it: GWEN STEFANI'S NEW SINGLE SOUNDS LIKE FERGIE ON A VERY BAD DAY. Indeed, I really didn't think I'd hear a worse song than 'London Bridge' (which is allegedly about group sex) this year, but 'Wind It Up' has roughly the appeal of a menage a trois with Emily and Lavina Williams (am I the only one who just realised that they can be referred to as the OTHER Williams sisters?). It makes Madonna's 'American Life' sound credible in comparison.

As, you will hear if you dare to listen, it samples 'The Lonely Goatherd'. As you will hear if you can bear to keep listening, that is very literally the 'best' thing about it. Additionally, she makes reference to wearing clothes from L.A.M.B.

More like 'mutton dressed as L.A.M.B'. We'll evidently be "waiting for [her] hot track" for a while yet.

Take your own advice, love, wind it up.

PS. Does everyone get a fucking doll these days??

I'll have a Duff, you have one too

I'll have Hilary, you can have Haylie.

OK, that's mean, you can take both and I'll stick with Lindsay Lohan. Just think of Duff-the-Elder as a stunt double.

Still, this video surely earns Hilary a 'most improved' sticker. Full credit to My Lovely American Friend (MLAF).



PS. Hilary now designs Barbie clothes. Good to have something to fall back on, love, but isn't Lindsay already a Barbie Doll? Who wants to dress a Lindsay doll in Hilary clothes and send it to both of them??